I've been feeling that restlessness that comes with too much winter. Maybe it's because it's St Patrick's Day and there isn't a speck of green anywhere outside. The forecast is for lots of snow overnight. I just want to warn you that I'll probably be bouncing all over the place for a while, cause I'm gettin a little antsy.
I got my lazy Friday nite butt off the couch to write this because I just saw an ad for The Apprentice and I could not stand for one more moment to be linked with BRENT the CANADIAN. Anyone who has seen the new Apprentice knows BRENT the CANADIAN. You will recognize him even if you've only seen the commercials. He is the obese idiot who is belly dancing in the middle of Manhatten in an open, yes, open, white bathrobe. He is a lawyer who was identified by Donald as a disaster the first show. Every camera shot has him talking with his mouth full and there is always a full plate of whatever in front of him. He is obnoxious and annoying .No one likes him. He's great TV.
So that's BRENT the CANADIAN.
I'm not sure where they found BRENT the CANADIAN, but I'm sure someone's thinking they got us Canadian's real good. A long while ago, I wrote a taunting post saying Canadians weren't on Survivor because the world knows we are too damn tough, and the next thing I know, we get BRENT the CANADIAN on The Apprentice.
Well I'm not taking ownership of BRENT the CANADIAN.
And I've got Spring Fever.
Bear with me.
About Me
- Hope
- I am a woman who is content with herself and her life, but believe that each day brings new possibilities and opportunities that I intend to be open to. I am an intuative person who does not always listen to herself.
6 comments:
Greetings from Florida. I just got back from a walk around the block wearing shorts flip flops and a tank top. High today was around 74. It's spring break and the beach is full of stupid tourists swimmin in the gulf.(It's still a little chilly for that and red flag surf conditions mean our lifeguards are busy busy.)Enjoy your winter wonderland.
There's a great big snowball comin your way and my aim is deadly.
Duck, it'll be solid ice by the time it gets there.
It is all editing to make him look bad. He can't be a complete idiot, or else he wouldn't have passed the bar, right?
As for Canadians, I love Candandians. Some of my best internet friends are Canadian.
I agree it's all in the editing, but come on... the guys in front of a camera wolfing down 6 bagels AND doing the belly dance thing. I save belly dancing for my bedroom. No cameras please.
ps I've come across alot of idiots who have passed the bar.
Some people can have brains and no ethics or common sense.
True excerpt from a local trial.
Attorney: Doctor, you pronounced this patient dead at 10:20 am, is that correct?
Doctor: Yes, I believe so.
Attorney: And before doing so, Doctor, did you check for a pulse?
Doctor: (confidently) No.
Attorney: Did you check for breath sounds?
Doctor: (again confidently) NO.
Attorney: Isn't it true, Doctor, that you didn't check for any signs of life before pronouncing him dead?
Doctor: (very confident now) Yes, that is true.
Attorney: Well then, Doctor, how can you be absolutely sure that he in fact was deceased at 10:20 am if you did not, as is standard throughout the medical community, check for vital signs?
Doctor Because his brain was in a bag on a tray next to him. But then again, maybe he was alive and practicing law somewhere. (courtoom erupts into laughter, gavel strikes repeatedly)
Judge The court will come to order.
Attorney Very funny, Doctor, very funny. Perhaps you should've been a comedian. Isn't it true though, that it was only half of his brain on that tray and the other half was still in his head?
Doctor Yes...OK maybe he was a full partner. (courtroom falls apart with laughter...it is reported the judge was caught snickering)
Know when to cut your losses!
Attorneys aren't always the brightest bulbs on the tree.
Post a Comment