I have a single daughter. And that's ok, but if she finds Mr Right, I'd like him to be a plumber. Now I know this may seem a little odd, and I might set my sights higher, on say, a Doctor. But here's the scoop. We have free Health Care in Canada. We do not have free plumbers. I live in the country, so every time we need a plumber we start paying 65.00 an hour from the time they leave the shop. Just think of the money I'd save if I could have a to do list for my son in law, the plumber, to work on after Sunday night dinner.
So, my daughter may kill me, but here goes:
SEEKING
single, male plumber,
age 28-35
never married, no baggage,
who has managed to solve the butt crack thing.
to meet smart, beautiful
Canadian girl who has a wonderful mother,
with leaky pipes
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No, not a plumber! Maybe a carpenter or a mechanic but come on, Hope.....the whole "butt crack" thing...it's kinda gross, man.
Oh yeah, I didn't think about that. I'll edit.
Thanks for the valuable tip. I've edited. If this works you can be best man at the wedding!
Sorry hope I'm taken but in another life I was an oil field worker. I'm too old now anyway and swore off Canada after spending 1.5 years in Newfoundland in the U.S. Army. EH!
Leo: Thanks for commenting, but I read your profile, and it seems to me that you only meet the gender requirement.I am serious about the speeding ticket thing though, those things add up!
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