You may have noticed that Canadians are noticably absent on the American hit series "Survivor" Now we all know that the show is carefully scripted formula, carefully picked contestants: black, spanish,white, oriential ,the fatherly guy,the tough old lady, the gay guy, young folks who just might hook up, the one person who may crack up 1/2 way thru,tough girls, bad boys, and the guy you'd like your daughter to marry. But not once has there ever been a Canadian. This is on purpose. The producers of the show know that a Canadian would whoop all those mentioned above.
You see,we Canadians are survivors, plain and simple. Build a shelter out of leaves, hell, we carve them out of ice! Build a fire? we've learned to use whale blubber to heat those igloos. Fight a little rain, come on .....try 40 below.Wild creatures? Ever faced a two ton hungry polar bear? AND WE DON"T EVEN CARRY GUNS! As for the alliances, everyone knows how gulliable Canadians are, we just get along with everyone. So although I apply time and time again, I am losing hope that I will be given a chance. Us Canadians, we're tough, eh?
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Yer tryin' to bait me aintcha? Of coarse you guys 'r tough. It ain't easy being cold all the time. Hell it was 33 degrees this morning (that's farenheit here in 'Merica.) and I was whinin' like a spoiled child that I had to defrost my windshield.
Here's my theory. When it's cold you gotta wear too many clothes to make it interesting on TV. No one will watch unless they're sweatin' in bikinis. What can I say....we're pigs.
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