Well Mark has taken this weakness I have , and has threatened to post pictures of HIMSELF in a speedo. I have asked nicely, for him to warn me of speedo updates, but no, he knows this weakness and he taunts me.
So..... the gloves are off ,Mark......
cut it out
or these bags get opened..........
You don't want to screw with P. O. ed Canadian Woman. Ya just ain't tough enough
Love, Hope
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Medic! Medic! I've been shot! So, this is the way you crafty Canucks handle things eh?.... To all of Hope's readers...I know nothing of what she is talking about. I made no such posts threatening anything to do with me and a Speedo..... If I had a speedo...I would probably eat right now.....Hope is obviously suffering the effects of frost bite from the arctic winds of Canuckville......please have pity on her........Hope, please seek help right away OK? We worry about you! PS Are there fries in there? I hope so.....
Amen! Speedos are disgusting. We call them "dickey doos" down here. (I'll tell you why if you ask) No matter what the physique, any dude will look sissy and ridiculous in a speedo. (Especially if the water is cold!) Here in Northwest Florida, we are considered the "Gay Riviera". Every Labor Day, Homosexuals flock to the gulf coast for a long week of gay partying. (You can imagine how I look forward to the following Monday.) Anyway, they ALL wear "dickey doos". Some "dickey doos" come in ....wait for it....THONGS. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, a beautiful white sandy beach and sunny Florida weather RUINED by....wait for it again....MEN IN THONGS. Needless to say, locals avoid the beach like the plague that particular week. You think regular speedos are nasty, Hope, come on down here for Labor Day. Or maybe I can get some of our Paramedics (who stay quite busy that week) to snap you some postcard quality pics of our...ahem....beautiful beach.
Gee Whiz Hope...even I would never threaten you with Florida Gay Thong shots......
So.....can I take a peek in bag #1 please.......
LMAO~! Let's see them dukes out.
To you opposing corners.
I have a cultural question for you from my young son. He wants to know what the heck canadian bacon is..... I had no idea what to tell him. Looks like ham to me....can you enlighten us?
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