Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Uncle

So I guess he called my bluff. Mommygoth sent a warning ( I am indebted, free babysitting at my house.), so although Mark told me it would be tommorow, apparently he has done the nasty deed today. And now I have a confession to make, I will not be posting the contents of the fast food bags. I don't do fast food, and I won't allow it on my blog. So I guess Mark won. And I'm ok with that. Sometimes it is the bigger person who has to say ENOUGH! UNCLE! I'll just sit back and lick my wounds, unable to stand up to the mighty Mark, who has admitted to wanting world domination. Usually when I am wounded , I get real sucky, I stay close to home, and get out my grannie's old recipe book. Perhaps I'll do some cooking. Comfort food always makes tramatic events easier for me to deal with. Cabbage rolls perhaps, they always make me feel better, or maybe her three cheese baked macaroni, the creamy mouthwatering kind. I do have that leftover roast in the fridge, perhaps with some of grandma's garlic mashed potatoes, and fresh asparagus with herbed butter.
So Mark, I wave the White napkin,... I mean flag.
You have beaten me into gluttenous submission. I sit here now, stuffing my face with Chunky Monkey from the carton, with a wooden spoon. It's a low moment for me.
Please congratulate Mark on his site for this splendid defeat on an unarmed Canadian woman.
UPDATE OMG I have made a terrible error. I read Mark's post this morning about what I thought he was going to do tommorow and then I find out he posted yesterday about what he was going to do today, and here I have gone and eaten myself into oblivion, because I thought he cheated but what really happen was I was in such a frenzy about the speedos and thongs that I just got confused. It happens sometimes.
Mark, if it's any consulation I'm still burpin up Chunky Monkey.

5 comments:

The Idiot Speaketh said...

I am ashamed. I have hurt you, I apologize. I shall run out and throw myself under the next truck coming down our road. Thanks for all the great descriptions of food though....it shall make my last moments a little more tolerable.... sorry again. I have posted on my site the results of our terrible little Texas/Canada skirmish....

misty harley said...

You guys crack me up. Hope, may I link to you? Your blog is amazing!

Silver Creek Mom said...

Now is it Texas/Canada skrimish? Why can't it be Texas/Alberta Skrismish? Mark you just failed a BIG One there. I may have to revoke your honnourary Canadian citenzenship. Give me your Touque!

And HOPE RIGHT ON! Your too funny!

Can't wait to see what's next from you two.

Hope said...

We have cyber kissed and made up.
Mark and i are friends again, until of course he pisses me off. He'll never know when. Keeps men on their toes.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Mark, you did go too far. I mean, Arnie in a speedo? Even I couldn't handle that, and I am an avid watcher of horror films. Hope, I could never have let you suffer that.