Wednesday, April 05, 2006



The Fox and the Alpha Male:The Unfolding Story .................................

last post.............

Alpha Male Neighbor has eaten the whole extra large pizza The Fox was saving for lunch. Alpha Male has retreated to his home and has not been seen for 2 days. Most likely sleeping off his pepperoni overdose................

Knock knock

Come in

It's locked

From open kitchen window: Oh it's you.......

Coffee on?

Yep.

Oh, I get it, you're being all pissy about the pizza....

And you are on my doorstep because........

I haven't seen ya for a couple of days.......thought ya might want some company....

Nope, think we're good....

Can I come in?

Let's hear what you have to say first.

Out here ? Everyone can hear us.

Don't let that stop you

OK, I'm sorry

For what?

sigh... for eating the pizza.

And........

and?

And..........

sigh... for being a jerk.

And....

Look just let me in, it's freezing out here....

And.........

I'm not doing this, playing some stupid little game with you over a stupid pizza.AND you can shovel your own damn walks.

Fine.

Fine.

Me: So did you do your side walks?

Nope, phoned a Yard Care Service. They'll be here at 7pm.

Why so late?

Alpha Male gets home from work at 6:45.

And there's more....................there's always more...............






The vultures are gathering ....

Alpha Male unsuspecting

The Fox is lurking...

Waiting to strike.

*and I've posted a new pic... check my link

spring really is here..... yipee

8 comments:

The Ramblin Irishman said...

I love it. I wish I could do neat things with my blog like you do. There would be no forgiveness if someone ate all my pizza. Good to see you are still that brilliant mind advertized in your profile.

Hope said...

Irish i am so glad you are back... I lost you because of a computer malfunction.... I shall visit.

Tracy said...

lol

Mysti

Me, Not You said...

The Fox and the Alpha
The Cree Princess Diaries
I just love coming here. :)

Thank you for sharing with us.
I look forward to the next post.

Wadical said...

Gonna make this poor dude beg ain't she? I think women want to know they have the power to pull the macho out of the macho man at will.

misty harley said...

He's lost huh? Is there some sort of dating on the horizon. They act like a married couple (at least, like this married couple does ;O)

oshee said...

that was my thought...they are already acting married lol

Silver Creek Mom said...

The Fox is one smart cookie!

Lmao!