The Cree Princess Diaries


Actual Untaped Phone Conversation:

blah blah blah blah blah
So can I talk to the Cree Princess?
She's got another minute and a half left in time out..... she's been a bit lippy this morning
90 seconds later............................
in a snotty princess voice..........I always want to talk to my gamma... I just don't want to talk to YOU.
then in sweet princess voice.....
Hi gamma
Hi Princess, how's your day going?
I am soooooooo mad at my mom. I am very mad at her.
I heard that you yelled at your mom, were you angry?
No......
So what's up?
(very quick, tattling princess voice......blah blah blah blah blah blah annoying.)
I didn't understand your words,
She repeats................blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, annoying.
Did you say your mom was annoying?
Loud yelling princess voice..................Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
in background... yes?
(loudly, accusingly).. gamma says you was annoying.
sweet princess voice.... I lub you gamma
I love you too.
Foreber, right?
yes, forever.......

I could use a good time out.