Today I think I succeeded in doing something I've been trying to do for a long time. I believe I am finally on the Jehovah's Witness "Do not knock on this door " list. You would think in the country they would not bother trying to convert you by knocking on your door to give you Watch Tower pamphlets.W ouldn't seem to worth the drive, but somehow, they seem to find us a few times a year.
I planned to enjoy the hot tub before the boys got home, and because we live in the country, bathing suits are an option.
Just as I got in, the dog started to bark, and I assumed that he was chasing crows as is his normal activity. Despite my yelling at him to be quiet, he persisted. So instead of ruining my quiet time, I hopped out, peeled around the corner to call him.
Yep. Dogs barking at a car full of Jevovah's and me naked, screaming like a banshee for the dog to be quiet.
There will be praying at the Witness Hall tonight.
About Me
- Hope
- I am a woman who is content with herself and her life, but believe that each day brings new possibilities and opportunities that I intend to be open to. I am an intuative person who does not always listen to herself.
8 comments:
thats called one butt of an appearance. LMAO that was very very funny.
lol oh my! lol
ya never know, they may be even more persisant now...
"we must help that crazy naked lady"
Very funny!
I believe it was actor, Bruce Dern who did a stand up comedy routine once where he answered the door naked and sure enough, there stood some Mormons. He invited them in and said "Μy soul? Oh yeah, yeah, sure...Why don't you guys come on in I'll fix us up a couple of drinks, and we can talk about it in the tub, alright?"
Funny indeed.
Up close and personal Jehovah's Witnesses can be wolves in sheep's clothing.
Think about this-When the devil comes knocking on your door he may not have the 'dark goth look'.They could be smartly dressed and wielding the Christian Bible.
I have Jehovah's Witnesses family in the usa who practice the Watchtower JW enforced ritual shunning that i have not seen or heard from in 15 years.
The central CORE dogma of the Watchtower is Jesus second coming (invisibly) in 1914 and is a lie.Jehovah's Witnesses are a spin-off of the man made Millerite movement of 1840.
A destructive cult of false teachings, that frequently result in spiritual and psychological abuse, as well as needless deaths (bogus blood transfusion ban).
Yes,you can 'check out anytime you want but you can never leave',because they can and will hold your family hostage.
The world has the Internet now,and there are tens of thousands of pages up from disgruntled ex-Jehovah's Witnesses like myself who have been abused by the Watchtower cult.
Jehovah's Witnesses are often a mouth that prays a hand that kills.The Watchtower is a truly Orwellian world.
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Danny Haszard former Jehovah's Witness X 33 years and 3rd generation www.dannyhaszard.com
ha ha - I bet they don't come back! That is funny Hope. Does this mean spring has come? Or were you standing there with icicles dripping off your body?
I can't type...
Crying from laughing so hard....
Oh Hope that is priceless....
Maybe I should do that when they come a callin'!
Thanks for the best laugh of the week!
That was SO funny! I don't think I'm brave enough to attempt it tho. LOL
Laughing. So. Hard. Can't. Comment!!
On the "don't witness to her" list, eh? We might need to create an award for that!
:)
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