Vacation???? did I just have a vacation........

It's just after what should have been my lunch break,
on Monday afternoon, and any lingering effects of my vacation are gone.
I have lost my cell phone.
Seriously lost it, not just misplaced it for a couple of hours.
It has been MIA since Thursday.
I held off cancelling it til Sunday,
but during my wakeful hours of Friday night
I kept imagining people talking non stop to China on my dollar.
So I cancelled it.
And still have not found it.
Along with it, my planner, my contact list and.....
all my favorite downloaded ring tones.

One of my business vehicles was in an accident yesterday,
someone ran a red light and T boned my vehicle.
no one hurt but major damage,
all area body shops are booked up until early October...
(welcome to Prosperous Alberticus, my new nickname for our booming province)
I've been on hold to the insurance company since starting this post ....
I swear to god one day I will just implode dealing with
"virtual" customer service systems that have you punching in numbers
merely to keep you busy while you wait for a call center rep.
You know that moment is close when the voice says "we appreciate your patience "
and you yell back... "I am NOT being patient...."

I also am deleting the beach bum picture I posted last week.
Another victim of my over tired brain and active imagination.
As I lay awake in my frosty Friday wee hours,
I kept thinking of that picture on some perv's wall.
so it's gone, cute as it was.

My name is Hope,I have a purple brain.

So... how's your Monday???